I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Plot twist: Tumblr.com is an unused domain. You log onto a blank page every day. The people you follow are all personalities in your split mind. Their ramblings on your dash are ramblings in your head. As you follow more people, your personality fractures into more shards. You are on a downward spiral into self-conversing insanity and not even you know it.
the greatest thing about modern technology is that i no longer have to talk on the phone to order a pizza