Hi i'm Noel. I'm Medically insane and Psychotic. Spent many years trying to fight it but instead learning to embrace it now. No Sanity. You've been warned.
Hmmm ... send me fan mail and/or asks and i will love you forever. Unless it's hate mail .. then piss off you wank.

sleeplessdoll96:

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sleeplessdoll96:

i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

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algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

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when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

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“I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid I haven’t been alive enough.”- Nemo Nobody;  played by Jared Leto, Toby Regbo and Thomas Byrne (Mr. Nobody, 2009) 100 Favorite Movie Characters
“I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid I haven’t been alive enough.- Nemo Nobody; played by Jared Leto, Toby Regbo and Thomas Byrne (Mr. Nobody, 2009)
100 Favorite Movie Characters

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